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Ben Maller: “Aaron Rodgers was complaining about all the ‘overreactions' that were happening in the NFL on a week-to-week basis, so let me play the world’s smallest violin for Aaron. YOU LOST A GAME BY A GAZILLION POINTS AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN SHOW UP TO JACKSONVILLE TO PLAY THE SAINTS. YOU WERE CARVED BY LIKE A JACK-O-LANTERN AND LOOKED LIKE A PUMPKIN WITH ALL THE HOLES IN YOU. YEAH, THE ‘TROLLS’ REACTED BECAUSE YOU WENT AWOL. YOU HAD A DERELICTION OF DUTY. DID YOU EXPECT EVERYONE TO BITE THEIR TOUNGUE AND NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING?? CRY ME A RIVER MR. RODGERS! THE ‘OVER-REACTION’ MACHINE IS THE VERY ESSENSE OF WHY DOPES LIKE YOU GET PAID A GAZILLION DOLLARS TO PLAY A CHILD’S GAME LIKE FOOTBALL! YOU’RE A GROWN A** MAN AND YOU’RE PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR A LIVING AND MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. THE REASON YOU’RE DOING THAT, AARON RODGERS, IS BECAUSE WE HUMAN BEINGS ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE OUTCOME OF YOUR LITTLE DOPEY GAME. YOU MIX UP A BIG TUB OF KEROSENE FROM FANTASY FOOTBALL AND GAMBLING AND YOU HAVE A HIGHLY COMBUSTIABLE SITUATION. IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THAT THEN GO OUT AND GET A REAL JOB! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE THE MONEY IS RE-DONK-ULOUS.” (Full Audio Rant Above)
Listen to Ben Maller rip Aaron Rodgers apart for Rodgers’ latest brush-up with the media which saw Aaron go on the Pat McAfee Show blasting ‘trolls’ and ‘shock jocks’ for their concerns on his mental state after Green Bay's Week 1 evisceration at the hands of the New Orleans Saints.
Check out the rant above as Maller says it’s time for the pouty and insufferable Rodgers to stop WHINING.
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